no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s
they just don't put gargoyles on roofs like they used to. buildings are so swagless these days
It's like when they reintroduced wolves to yellowstone
YOU CALL THIS HEALING?!? I'M UNDER FUCKING SIEGE
- deer and other prey animals when they reintroduced wolves to Yellowstone
i only speak truth; and the truth is that frankie was the ONLY competent member of the squad and the true leader/person in charge.
things that are enjoyable:
- showers
things that are not enjoyable:
- getting in the shower
- getting out of the shower
i know i said it before but the ‘pick a movie, everyone but one human actor is a muppet’ would be a really really good passion of the christ rendition with judas as the human actor
"oh mein gott" destroyed germany, "woa mama mia cunt" destroyed italy, and "naur" destroyed australia. who is next?
"forcing your guest to sit alone while your family eats together downstairs" has destroyed sweden
so, about that finale everyone... 💀
I literally have no interest in finishing s4 but lemme go
Getting real tired of Fictif and their shit
if anyone is curious about the dracula emails and wants to get involved, it can be accessed through the funky little site called dracula daily
there is an archive if you missed the emails from may 3rd to whenever you see this, so no worries if you don't get to it right away! you won't miss out
I THPIUGHT THIS WAS A FEVER DREAM I LITERALLY GOT REMINDED WHEN I SAW THIS SCREENSHOT IN MY GALLERY
if i pirate your movie, tv show or game, its because i was literally never going to purchase it. and if i couldnt find a good torrent, then i would have never watched it or played it at all. i am not a customer, i am not lost revenue, if i’m pirating your shit, i am bypassing you on purpose because i dont want you to have my money at all. you never had a claim to that money and you cannot say you lost it
Title: Stepwise
Pairing: Din Djarin x Female Reader
Rating: E, 18+
Word Count: 5.1k
Warnings: explicit smut (fingering, blowjob, unprotected p-in-v, cum eating, cum play, mention of ass play), touch-starved Din, possessive Din, somewhat inexperienced Din, soft feelings, references to canon-typical violence
Summary: Requests for both soft and smutty touch-starved head canons spiraled out of control and became this.
Din Djarin knows some touch.
He’s versed in violent touch, in touch made heavy by duty. He’s comfortable with the tangled chaos of hand-to-hand combat, the brutal embrace of wrestling a quarry to the ground, the dead weight of a body slung over his shoulder, the strange intimacy of towing someone by their bound wrists from the moment of capture all the way to the carbonite chamber.
everyone talks about how tumblr should make an @everyone feature, but I have another proposal: an @anyone feature. this tags a few users at random and there’s no way of predicting who it will be. this will also solve nothing and make everything worse